My family was at the dining room table, eating McDonald’s. Mmmm… Anyways, my sister had got a cootie catcher... thing... for girls from her happy meal and was playing with it. And me being me, what do I do?
Me: Hey, let me try it!
Mom gives me a funny (somewhat hopeless) look.
Mom: Really, Jaycob. It’s for girls.
Me: What? So I’m bored. Sue me.
Mom lets out an amused sigh.
Sister: All right, choose one.
I read my choices: Groovy, Cool, Boss, and Far Out.
Me: [Why does it have a bunch of these sayings from 80’s??] Hmm… I choose… cool!
Sister: (Over-dramatically) Are you sure???
I give her an irritated look.
Me: (Like Mr. T) I said coo’, foo’!!
My sister laughs and starts flipping the cootie catcher.
Sister: Choose a number.
Me: Uh… seven.
Flips seven times.
Sister: Another number.
Me: Five.
Sister: (Over-dramatically again) Are you sure???
Me: (glaring) I’m going beat you. [God!! This isn’t Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!! Jeez!!]
Sister: (Laughing) Okay, Okay.
Opens the flap.
Sister: It says… you will win a karaoke contest at a friend’s party.
Brief pause.
Me: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmfao!
ReplyDeleteIm afraid to say i do not believe you.
You're a really good fiction writer, eh?! XDDD
PS. For your poll, I was gonna vote, but it depends on what we're titling
ReplyDeleteDear Chris:
ReplyDelete1. SCREW YOU!!!
2. It's fantasy. About five people who each control an element of nature.
There are also mythical creatures and stuff in it. I hope this helps clear things up. =)
Amazing! No i shall believe all this when it happens at school!
ReplyDeleteI as well lmao at what you posted.
ReplyDeleteI know, i know. I'm working on it. By the end of the year, I WILL TALK!!! ... hopefully.
ReplyDeleteNo Way!
ReplyDeleteI can half way (barely) believe that this has happened....!! :P
ReplyDeleteAnd Karaoke?? Really??
XD No, Screw You! XD
ReplyDeleteI was merely giving you a compliment, that you're good at fiction! XD
Anyways, i make my choice, Power Realm!
Im the only one who voted for power realm >.<
I agree with TinyFlame! You gotta see it ta believe it!
I don't know what your talking about Chris. I talk to you all the time in Biochem.
ReplyDelete-.- He's lying, I can attest to his lying!
ReplyDeleteXD Well, yeah, that's true, but you also bully meh in BioChem, so doesnt count! XP
PS. there's a difference between talking to one person a lot, and talking to a lot of people a lot.
Me? Bully? Never!
ReplyDeleteXDDD Suuuure!! You keep putting your apples and trash on my desk! XD
ReplyDeleteYou bully Chris??!!! Good job!!!!!
ReplyDelete(Again, this is Caitlin. Too lazy to get my own comp. :P)
Hey!!! Those were your stupid stuff!!! I don't even eat apples at school!!!
ReplyDeleteEVER!!!!
I bet you'd eat the apples from our apple tree! XDDD
ReplyDeleteEat the popcorn from the popcorn trees, too XDDD
Yes, I would... But I didn't! Not yet, at least.
ReplyDeleteXD YET? You seriously think we can grow an apple tree in a cup? XD
ReplyDeleteMaybe...
ReplyDelete*laughs loudly*
ReplyDeleteThere's a slight possibility of the chance that we may perhaps be able to cultivate an apple tree in a cup.
Hey! Since its already in a cup, maybe we can make apple juice! :D
:D Yes!!! It can be done!!! IT CAN BE DONE!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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