Simile For Life

Life is like sand. It shifts and churns and changes shape with the fierce winds it comes in contact with. But the sand will always be sand and time will continue on.

Random Pic

KILLER OSTRICH!!!

IT WANTS MY COOKIES!!!

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"Mmmm... Riboflavin."

Favorite Moments In My Life

Woo hoo!! More funny conversations of yours truly. And guess what. There are TWO of them. =O I know, it's amazing. Also, the moments I'm about to show you are special to me because they mark the times that I thought were the most funniest and 'til this day still can't help but laugh about. Hope you guys like them.

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My cousin, Jacob and I were at my house around noontime on a Sunday. He had come to spend the night that Friday while my sister was at a friend’s house and stayed the whole weekend. And my mom had to work that Sunday. No mom (cool), no sister (YES! JACKPOT!!), just me and my cousin. That’s what I call an awesome weekend. And what made it better? BROWNIES!!! But, of course, there was a catch. My mom said we had to make it ourselves. Simple, right? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

 

Me: There’s no baking pan! What the heck did Mom do with freakin’ baking pan?!

 

Jacob: Dang it, Becky (my mom)! Why do you have to hide everything everywhere?

 

While we continued our quest for the lost baking pan, I looked in the cupboard above the oven. But when I opened it, I was amazed at how big it was. And that’s when the weird and bizarre cogs in my head began to turn and a strange thought popped into my head.

 

Me: (thinking out loud) I bet I could fit my sister in there…

 

Jacob: (laughing) What?

 

My cousin continued to laugh and joined him.

 

Jacob: That was one of the most random and weird things I ever heard.

 

Me: These are the things that run through my head.

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It was… wait, when was this. Oh yeah! I think it was on my birthday. It was my mom, my cousin, Jacob, one of my best friends, Erika, and I. We were just heading to the car from the magic show we had just seen. It was really cool, until after the show was over and the magician started preaching about Jesus and God. (Is that ironic or just freakin’ hilarious! Probably both.) For some reason, I didn’t noticed before we entered that the show was being held in a church, which would have given me a hint that was going to happen. But I didn’t know, so when it did, it came off as a little bit of a surprise.

 

My Thoughts: What the freak?!

 

Anyways, we had just left. My mom was a little bit ahead of us. Erika, Jacob, and I were talking about how the show went. Then, my cousin said something that made us all start laughing really hard and set Erika off into another giggle fit, which made me and Jacob laugh even more.

 

Erika: (Laughing hysterically) Hahaha-wha-hahahaha-you-hahahahaha- oh, oh god! Man, you guys are gonna crazify me!

 

My mom looks back at us with an astonished look.

 

Mom: What did you say?

 

We all gave her an odd look.

 

Erika: I just said that they were gonna crazify me.

 

My mom’s countenance relaxed a little bit.

 

Mom: (chuckling slightly) Oh, I thought you said they going to crucify you.

 

We started laughing so much we couldn’t breathe. I was in tears and could hardly keep myself up I was laughing so hard.

 

Erika: (lost for breath) Hahahahahahaha- I don’t think my mom is going to let me hang out with you guys anymore.

Randomness

"Pirates love celery."

New Blog

Lol. Man, I'm an idiot. I completely forgot that we had late-start today. I freakin' woke up early for nothing! Oh well. I guess I can work on the graphic novel for english in the mean time. Anyways, I made another blog for my story! Yay! Confetti! Hehehe, that word sounds funny. Confetti! Moving on, yes, it is up. Here's the link.

http://powerrealm.blogspot.com/

There you go. And probably won't be posting in a while due to me finishing the graphic novel as mentioned above. But I will when I can. 

Cya guys later.

Peace out!

Taquito

Since my sister is still being an over emotional punk, I decided to write this instead. This conversation happened a while ago, but still remember it. It's short but hey, it's better than nothing.

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One night, Mother decided to make chimichangas. Man, do I love it when she makes chimichangas! They’re so freakin’ AWESOME!! Anyways, I went to go get seconds (or was it fourths. Eh, I whatever. One more helping, three more helpings, what’s the difference?) But when I went to the kitchen, I saw my sister ripping the last chimichanga in half, and then started eating one of the halves. My reaction?

 

Me: (Hysterical) NOOOO!!!! YOU KILLED TAQUITO!!!! WHY!?!?!?!? HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND AND YOU KILLED HIM!!!!

 

I fell to the ground onto my stomach and grabbed on to my sister pant leg, preventing her from moving. My sister was a little freaked-out. Just a little.

 

Sister: But it’s a chimichanga, not a taquito.

 

Me: It’s a chimichanga named Taquito!!! And you killed him!!!

 

Sister: Jeez, calm down. I left the other half on the plate for you.

 

I slowly turn my head up toward her with a look of disgust and disbelief on my face. And with the same look intact, I slowly shook my head.

 

Me (loud whisper): You’re sick!

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Hoped you enjoyed it. 

Werewolf out!

Hmm...

I think I should make blogs for both of my stories but I'm not sure. I haven't been working on them as much as I want to. :( 

I should leave time to work on them both.

Not Tonight, Sorry

The reason why there isn't a funny conversation tonight because my sis is being over emotional over not being able to use my mom's laptop and is mad at my mom. So the chances of there being anything worth writing down is zero to none. Sorry. I promise there will be more but tonight's not a good night. Anyway I have to go. Need to finish my sketch of the week for Art. I have to draw a chair as a self-portrait... Yeah, don't get it either. Cya guys later.

Dinner

My mom said that I should go to down the street to Juan’s (a Mexican food place, not a person) and pick up some food. No big deal, right? Except that it’s 8:00 PM. I don’t really mind, but… eh, it’s fun to mess with my mom.

 

Me: But Mom, what if I get jumped by gangsters?

 

Sister: Or a hobo.

 

Me: Yeah, or a hobo! Hobos are freakin’ scary at night!

 

Mom: So… what? You’re not going to go?

 

Me: No, I’ll go. I just want to use the buddy system.

 

Mom smirks.

 

Mom: So you want to take your sister with you? You really think she can protect you?

 

Me: (smiling) Of course! With her, if we run into anybody, all I have to do is scream, “TAKE HER!!” push her into them and make a run for it. Then when I get back home with the food, I can tell you, “Oh, by the way, some gangsters took Destinee,” so you can call the police or whatever! I mean, that’s why the buddy system was made!

 

By now, my mom and sister were laughing their butts off. After more laughter and a little convincing from my mom (if you could call it that), I put on my shoes and got ready for my journey into the night. Then I heard my mom yell something.

 

Mom: Never mind, Jaycob, you don’t have to go! They’re closed!

 

I face-palmed.

 

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My mom made herself a plate of cheesy nachos.

 

Mom: (jokingly) MmmMmm… nachos and a cup of chocolate milk. The dinner of champions.

 

Me: (sarcastically) Yeah.

A Glimpse Into My Life

Yo! Sup everyone! This post is for the friends who don't believe that I'm am loud at home. Well, here's a conversation I had... AT HOME!!! But if it ends up that all my friends did believe me... oh well!!!! They will have the honor of seeing what happens at my house almost everyday. (P.S. I decided that I'll try to do this everyday. But with homework and other stuff preventing me, I'm not making any promises.) Enjoy!

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My family was at the dining room table, eating McDonald’s. Mmmm… Anyways, my sister had got a cootie catcher... thing... for girls from her happy meal and was playing with it. And me being me, what do I do?

 

Me: Hey, let me try it!

 

Mom gives me a funny (somewhat hopeless) look.

 

Mom: Really, Jaycob. It’s for girls.

 

Me: What? So I’m bored. Sue me.

 

Mom lets out an amused sigh.

 

Sister: All right, choose one.

 

I read my choices: Groovy, Cool, Boss, and Far Out.

 

Me: [Why does it have a bunch of these sayings from 80’s??] Hmm… I choose… cool!

 

Sister: (Over-dramatically) Are you sure???

 

I give her an irritated look.

 

Me: (Like Mr. T) I said coo’, foo’!!

 

My sister laughs and starts flipping the cootie catcher.

 

Sister: Choose a number.

 

Me: Uh… seven.

 

Flips seven times.

 

Sister: Another number.

 

Me: Five.

 

Sister: (Over-dramatically again) Are you sure???

 

Me: (glaring) I’m going beat you. [God!! This isn’t Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!! Jeez!!]

 

Sister: (Laughing) Okay, Okay.

 

Opens the flap.

 

Sister: It says… you will win a karaoke contest at a friend’s party.

 

Brief pause.

 

Me: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello from Mississippi

Hey guys. How's everybody. Anyways, I'm blogging from my dad's in Mississippi. It's been great here. I'm been visiting relatives (my dad's side) that I haven't since I was five. It's weird meeting people you don't remember seeing at all but remember you so well. But even though they seem like strangers to me, they're nice people and I love them anyway. Though giving me $50 helps me love them also. XD!!!!

End of School Year

Wow. Its kind of hard to believe we only have a week of school left. So much has happened this year, yet it seemed to go by so fast. But I'm not complaining. Time for fun and relaxation. YAY SUMMER!!!

You know, I learned a very valuable life lesson today.

If you're epileptic, avoid wind turbines during a sunset 'cause it could give you a seizure.

Weird, but funny

While I was riding in the car, I laughed at what I saw out the window. 

I saw a guy... in a green M&M costume... riding a skateboard... while at the same time, eating a bag of Funyuns. No joke. And he was just riding down the sidewalk like it was nothing. It was one of the weirdest and funniest thing I've ever seen.

Food Bunny

This is Benny the Biscuit Bunny. This is him eating a carrot. He nows lives a trash can eating the leftover food thrown inside.

Hey!! Sup!! Hola!! Etc...

I have a riddle for you guys.

What goes up, but never goes down?

Guess right and...... well... you get it right. And no cheating and looking up the answers. I know how you people are.   :]

Funny

Funny Thought

You know what would be hilarious...

A gangster with an Australian accent.

Think about it.

Random Thought

As made obvious from the title, this is a random question that popped in to my head and since I haven't posted in a long... long... long... long time, I decided post it and see what comments I get. So here it is:

What would happen if pudding could talk? 

Mad Lib

Here is the result of a mad lib I did. Enjoy:

Complaint Letter

All too often, some people attempt to make a cow by stalking and insulting those who hold opposing washers. Knee Steve Du the moons actions are a purple example.

Whenever I find myself having to shank with this hairy person, the first thing that comes to mind is how sharp they are at engaging in fat socialization. Why do they insist on constantly singing my views on pencils? If you were to rip me, I think he needs to re-examine their socks on good social activity and possibly lick their opinions to be less controversial.

And then there is, of course, his opinion on our nation's president. Why speak such awful tacos about the president? He has only done crap for this country and I believe he needs to think about what he is flashing and how this affects the dogs around him.

Overall, his crazy opinions are highly flawed and extremely controversial, making him a dreadful shit to grill conversation with. I only hope this letter runs to the entire world in hopes that the American chairs will soon realize who he truly is.

For more Mad libs like this one, visit http://madlibland.blogspot.com/

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Sup!